Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate…- Jo Brand
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. ..- Charles M. Schulz
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are….- Matt Lauer
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar….- George Carlin
.Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands-and then eat just one of the pieces…- Judith Viorst
Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: Deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good…- Mariska Hargitay
Life is like a box of chocolates… you never know what you’re gonna get….- Tom Hanks
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies…- John Q. Tullius
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food…- Michael Levine
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Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate!- Sandra J. Dykes
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!…- Andy Milonakis
You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I’ll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being….- Jim Carrey
Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate….- Geena Davis
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by….- Alan Coren
If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I’d give up chocolate in a heartbeat…- Manda Peet
I’m lucky, I don’t like sweets, not even chocolate. ..- Eva Herzigova
I’m fighting a losing battle here: I’m trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that’s one of my biggest downfalls. I haven’t gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I’d probably be about 300 pounds…- Carrie Underwood
I never do any television without chocolate. That’s my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I’m a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It’s amazing I’m so slim….- Dawn French
After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate….- Mel Gibson
What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead….- George Bernard Shaw
When plan A fails move to plan B; eat chocolate….- Jean Kelsey
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already…- Dave Barry
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants….- Oleg Kiselev
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt….- Sandra Boynton
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex….- Alicia Silverstone
Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It’s a no-win situation….- Kim Williams
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time…- Author Unknown
Life’s a box of chocolates…Eat ‘em all!..- Author Unknown
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together – like chocolate and peanut butter….- Sarah Jessica Parker
There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate…- Author Unknown
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate…- Sandra Boynton
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him….- Jack Handy
When you select the right kind of chocolate it is like giving your insides a hug. Everyone needs a chocolate hug….- Jean Kelsey
Your friendship is better than chocolate! Well, anyway, it’s right up there….- Julie Sutton
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate….- Katherine Hepburn
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate….- Sandra Boynton
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists…- Leslie Moak Murray
Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates…- Fernando Pessoa
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty…- Lora Brody
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles…- Author Unknown
I don’t drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate.…- Author Unknown
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.…- Author Unknown
Chocolate is like medicine – but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don’t overdo it…- Edward (Grandpa) Jones
Twill make old women young and fresh, Create new motions of the flesh. And cause them long for you know what, If they but taste of chocolate…- James Wadworth
Fruit only angers my need for chocolate...- Jason Love
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.…- Emily Luchetti
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is.…- Author Unknown
There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate...- Linda Grayson
When in doubt…eat chocolate…- Jean Kelsey
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can.…- Author Unknown
Fudge is a noun, a verb, an interjection, and delicious!- Jessi Lane Adams
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated…- Author Unknown
Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate...- Author Unknown
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!- Terry Moore
Money may talk, but chocolate sings...- Author Unknown
God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate…- Author Unknown
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
..- Jason Love
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Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile.
…- Author Unknown
…- Author Unknown
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.…- Author Unknown
Everyone has a price – mine is chocolate.…- Author Unknown
A little chocolate is like a love affair – an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage – it seems so good at first but before you know it you’ve got chunky hips and a waddle-walk…- Linda Solegato
Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.…- Spanish Proverb
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?- Marquise de Sévigné
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